Puppy, time traveling poop preventer.
Puppy,
Don’t poop in the house. Don’t poop on the rug. And especially don’t poop in the dark.
Don’t poop in the house on the rug in the dark where I will step on it.
Puppy, since that didn’t work you will need to invent a time-machine to go back in time and prevent your younger self from doing the above, before I step in it again, previously, or at all.
That is all.
Love,
Your Father
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